If you haven’t already heard the rumors then you are on the wrong social networks as Twitter, Facebook and so many others are being taken over with news that Facebook is to shut down on March 15th 2011. To mark the occasion we decided to put together the ultimate Facebook influenced outfit for everyone to wear on the 15th as this is a day that will go down in the history books (even if the whole thing is in fact fake). Each piece represents a popular feature on the site so you will in fact BE your very own Facebook profile in case you are not yet ready to let go of this extremely addictive and ironically anti-social site.
The “Childish Status Update” with River Islands Double BREASTED Jacket:
Just like a childish and no doubt crude update this Jacket by River Island will put a cheeky and confident smile on your face. Featuring a double breasted front, twin zipped front pockets with contrast trims, a vent to the back and a tailored finish. Jacket is available for just £84.99.
The Simple “What I’m Doing Now” Status with Voi Lupe Polo Shirt:
Sometimes a plain and simple look can fit in well with other more extravagant pieces of an outfit. This is a pure cotton polo shirt by Voi. Featuring contrast shawl collar and trim, a one button fastening and an embroidered logo to the chest.
The “Woohoo!! She Just Poked Me” Pair of G Star Scuba 5620 Tapered Jeans:
There is a certain protocol to follow when you meet a girl on Facebook: You meet, name exchange, Facebook poke, Facebook messaging and commenting, number exchange and finally meet up. Skip all the steps and feel confident enough to just ask for her number outright in these G-Stars. They feature a faded crease finish to the front, logo design with multi pocket styling and a tapered leg. A great pair of jeans to help you stand out from the crowd.
The “F**K Off Farmville Attitude” UGG Rockville Boots:
In the same you way would say “F**K OFF” aloud while on your computer when you get that dam request from one of your friends “Will you help Peter feed his cows??” why not give out the same message to people attached to mainstream fashion with these Ugg boots. Only for the brave and who have enough attitude to pull of a boot directly associated with woman’s fashion, these are the UGG Rockville Boot. These feature men’s leather boots by Ugg, twin high shine buckle attachments to sides and a low-profile design with small stacked heel.
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